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12 August 2005 @ 07:47 pm

Dear Brain Dung,

Does this link not spell "STOOPIDITIE?" It begs the question, "why did Christians come up with this?" But it also begs the answer, "Well, they must have been trying it out!"

EXAMPLE: "Edwards noted that pornographic pictures of females and males with "Ab-Toners" placed on revealing parts of their bodies throughout the manual direct innocent children to participate in something called, Targeted Toning. "As Christians, we know that the target the perverts who created this disgusting device are ultimately trying to tone is the human penis," said Edwards. "It's just sad that three wonderful young Christian boys had to have theirs hacked off at the stem before we got our budget approved."

Andddd: last month after several Christian children were hospitalized in over a week's time. Each suffered similar injuries on and/or around their buttocks and penises. Church investigators found the youngsters used their parent's credit cards to purchase the "Ab Toner" from a 4 a.m. info-mercial broadcast through a secular television station in Des Moines.

Honestly kids, lets use this to keep our body perfect and conform to societies vision of a perfect body and lets not use it to get off late at night.

Nick Peltoobsidian_t_k on August 14th, 2005 09:45 pm (UTC)
I still remember when we found this.

JAY-Z MUTHAFUCKAcassilis on August 15th, 2005 01:07 pm (UTC)
Teehee. God always does the best things.