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02 April 2005 @ 10:04 pm
Has anyone here seen the South Park Death Camp of Tolerance episode? If not, then YOU SHOULD! (Or at least read this here transcript of it.)

I'll have to say that South Park definitely ranks up there with The Simpsons as one of the most morally-aware shows on television.
08 March 2005 @ 02:54 pm
I was (am?) bored at work, and found this:
04 March 2005 @ 02:38 am
Since I finally caught a break at work, and have the time to catch up to you folks, here's my questionnaire:

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And there you have it :)
Current Mood: sillysilly
24 February 2005 @ 10:26 am

You Are the Very Gay SpongeBob!

Because the religious right says so...
And because his best friend looks a bit too much like a penis.

P.S. "Gay Marriage" is now added to this community's list of interests, because it seems to be a favourite topic of discussion. ;)

P.P.S. Through the aforementioned interest, I found _anti_gay_. You might all get a laugh from what it's become.
06 February 2005 @ 04:17 pm

Last week the Supreme Court of Canada sided with wankers across the country, ruling that masturbating in your own home is fine, even if the neighbours can see you.

Back in 2000, Daryl Milland Clark of Nanaimo “was observed masturbating near the uncovered window of his illuminated living room by neighbours from the privacy of their darkened bedroom, across contiguous backyards, from a distance of 90 to 150 feet,” the Jan 27 ruling states.

Though the neighbour, referred to as Mrs S, claimed she “didn’t really see anything untoward other than some movement,” she ran to her darkened bedroom to get a better look and then summoned her husband.

After watching Clark for 10 to 15 minutes, part of the time with binoculars and a telescope, Mr and Mrs S finally concluded Clark was masturbating and expressed concern to one another that Clark was “masturbating to our children.” The offended parties tried unsuccessfully to videotape Clark and then called the police.

Clark was charged and convicted on two counts of willfully committing an indecent act (a) in a public place in the presence of one or more persons and (b) in any place, with “intent thereby to insult or offend any person.”

Though there was no evidence that Clark was intending to insult or offend—or that he even knew he was being observed—he was convicted on the first count because the trial judge found that he had, by keeping his light on, converted his home into a public place.

The conviction was upheld by the BC Supreme Court, but the Supreme Court of Canada found that both the lower courts erred. Writing for the unanimous majority, Justice Morris Fish wrote that “public place” means a place where the public has actual physical access, not just visual access.

“The living room of his private home was not a place ‘to which the public [had] access as of right or by invitation, express or implied,’” wrote Fish. “From both the text and the context, it seems obvious to me that ‘access,’ as used here, means ‘the right or opportunity to reach or use or visit.’”

By Paul Gallant


DURANGO, Colo. (Reuters) - A Colorado judge ordered two teen-age girls to pay about $900 for the distress a neighbor said they caused by giving her home-made cookies adorned with paper hearts.

The pair were ordered to pay $871.70 plus $39 in court costs after neighbor Wanita Renea Young, 49, filed a lawsuit complaining that the unsolicited cookies, left at her house after the girls knocked on her door, had triggered an anxiety attack that sent her to the hospital the next day.

Taylor Ostergaard, then 17, and Lindsey Jo Zellitte, 18, paid the judgment on Thursday after a small claims court ruling by La Plata County Court Judge Doug Walker, a court clerk said on Friday.

The girls baked cookies as a surprise for several of their rural Colorado neighbors on July 31 and dropped off small batches on their porches, accompanied by red or pink paper hearts and the message: "Have a great night."

The Denver Post newspaper reported on Friday that the girls had decided to stay home and bake the cookies rather than go to a dance where there might be cursing and drinking.

It reported that six neighbors wrote letters entered as evidence in the case thanking the girls for the cookies.

But Young said she was frightened because the two had knocked on her door at about 10:30 p.m. and run off after leaving the cookies.

She went to a hospital emergency room the next day, fearing that she had suffered a heart attack, court records said.

The judge awarded Young her medical costs, but did not award punitive damages. He said he did not think the girls had acted maliciously but that 10:30 was fairly late at night for them to be out.
04 February 2005 @ 05:14 pm
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. So we're all up to speed, it follows below:

The Homosexual Agenda:

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping

12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM (Here's the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed
Current Mood: amusedcolonotastic
01 February 2005 @ 10:41 pm
A petition in favor of gay and lesbian marriage. Show your support!

x-posted to many places. Get the word out!
25 January 2005 @ 09:56 pm
Remember, kids: Rabbit Hole Day is this Thursday. You have been warned...
22 January 2005 @ 11:16 pm
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I realize I used capitilzation and punctuation randomly throughout but you guys can freaking deal with it because I'm freaking cranky! >:o(
Current Mood: crankycranky