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20 August 2005 @ 01:04 am
lol i think we're dead guys
 
 
12 August 2005 @ 07:47 pm
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0302/abtoner.html

Dear Brain Dung,

Does this link not spell "STOOPIDITIE?" It begs the question, "why did Christians come up with this?" But it also begs the answer, "Well, they must have been trying it out!"

EXAMPLE: "Edwards noted that pornographic pictures of females and males with "Ab-Toners" placed on revealing parts of their bodies throughout the manual direct innocent children to participate in something called, Targeted Toning. "As Christians, we know that the target the perverts who created this disgusting device are ultimately trying to tone is the human penis," said Edwards. "It's just sad that three wonderful young Christian boys had to have theirs hacked off at the stem before we got our budget approved."

Andddd: last month after several Christian children were hospitalized in over a week's time. Each suffered similar injuries on and/or around their buttocks and penises. Church investigators found the youngsters used their parent's credit cards to purchase the "Ab Toner" from a 4 a.m. info-mercial broadcast through a secular television station in Des Moines.


Honestly kids, lets use this to keep our body perfect and conform to societies vision of a perfect body and lets not use it to get off late at night.

Ithankyou,
Meg.
 
 
27 July 2005 @ 12:23 pm
This made me laugh really really hard; therefore it belongs in this community. I've always considered writing alternate dialogue for Star Wars Episode 3, but I think that bad English-Chinese-English translations achieve the same purpose in a much more brilliant way.
 
 
21 June 2005 @ 02:25 pm
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02 June 2005 @ 10:06 am
beautyandbooks appears to have been deleted.

Let's have a moment of silence for the community that indirectly inspired this one to be formed.
 
 
 
24 May 2005 @ 03:00 pm
All the cool kids at work are playing this game; therefore, you should too.
 
 
08 May 2005 @ 06:30 pm
How stupid.
 
 
 
 
14 April 2005 @ 10:14 am
I'm horribly disappointed to notice that the last few posts in this community have been solely been from myself, and even those have been few and far between. SHAME! Anyway, I have decided to liven things up by starting a little philosophical discussion.

Why do so many women always need one or more girlfriends to escort her to the little girls' room? This is a practice that has completely baffled me ever since the beginning of time, even though I happen to be of the female gender. Also, why is it that when you meet someone you know in the girls' bathroom, you are forced to endure a long, drawn-out conversation with them? I always find that extremely uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY when people start talking to me through the next stall while I'm sitting on the loo.

So, have you any wacky theories? Discuss them! Or else...

P.S. For those of the male persuasion, just to make things fair, I'm going to post a link to the urinal game.